this just came from ol ebert and i figured share the wealth right?

My lovely friend, Christine, has sent in some viewer mail, and I’m so….thankful! here’s what she had to say:

something cool i saw for your website

A Night Out That Became a Night In. In The Bar. 

best quote from this is easily “My working theory was that I had gone down a wormhole,” he continued. “Someone pointed out that perhaps I had gone to Narnia. But I would’ve remembered Narnia. So it must’ve been a wormhole.”

Baby Born With Penis On Back!

WTF!!!!!!

this is how i feel right now. RIGHT NOW.

  this is so weird, i don’t even know what to write about it.  

that’ll do, pig, that’ll do

In a perfect world a filthy rich aging Englishman would be charmed by my wit and intellect and adopt me, ask that I come live on his massive estate, marry his beautiful daughter and sip cocktails in the afternoon while we come up with new objects to catapult with our brand new trebuchet. Starting the Craigslist search now.

NEWSFLASH!: 13 YEAR OLD STEALS DAD’S CREDIT CARDS TO PAY FOR HOOKERS, XBOX 

so, incredibly amazing, the whole story, all of it, way to go. He and Latarian should “hang”

Sex Pest Seal Attacks Penguin!

Animals gone wild! I live for this

GOLDEN EAGLE THROWS GOAT OFF A CLIFF!!!!! YEEESSSSSS!!!!!

 ***DA BREAKUP SONG***

Go here, enter in your significant other’s name, add that they smell and are lazy or something and send it to them.  If they dont pee their pants laughing and love you more then you really should break up with them. 

 

WTF is this? Ditte sent it to me and said it reminded her of me. I…guess…..so…?

meh…I guess that’s about all for now.  Probably some more in a bit.  

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