BOOYAAAAAAHHHHHHH

what up suckaaaas!??

Here’s a shit ton of funny/weird or funnily weird things to see!

TRIPLETS! aaaaah

AAACDCVKCCKgdfgdfg i’m choking and puking from cuteness

 

  kid with the worst stage fright ever! it’s so pathetic it’s adooorable and vice versa

You say I’m uuuuuugllyyyyyy

This almost makes me want a kid but then I remember she’ll probs end up all methy and toothless by 16, that’s what Kanye does to kids! Dont believe me? Listen to that new stinker of an album…

IN YOUR FACE!!! How sick is that? and the giant Sphinx?? Bring it ON!

OLD GREG! i hope everyone’s familiar with this gem, but if not….enjoy enjoy enjoy

Way to go everyone, just when you thought you couldn’t live another day, let alone a whole nother week, here you are! WE DID IIITTTTT! 

In celebration of the fact that no one (that I know) has killed themselves this week…here’s some funnyyyysssss

WOW!!! uhhhreerrrrrr ok? (Videogum)

For some reason I can’t find an original embeddable video for here, so you’ll just have to travel over to Jezebel to watch this one but it’s a funny clip from SNL farcin’ on Dov Charney.  

Check it out right here, dawgs

EXPERIENCE Wii - WARIO

not so shabby of a commercial  (thanks andy)

 
The Great Schlep

Thanks benny boy

Lastly, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE

“Get to the Choppa” 

I don’t endorse this music in the least, but I do appreciate that their entire band is devoted to the Gov.

meh, that’s all i feel like. rainy weekend ahead, indoors parties? yall wanna make some crafts or somethin? tent party? dinner dates? 

i’m in a lil bit of a hurry here cause there’s something terribly exciting going on, but it’s friday and you need to watch funny things so here’s a few gnar ones with very little commentary from me:

kenny v spenny - biggest fart

OMG…OMG….wow. the baby crying just makes it

GWB!!  love this guy, love what he says

MK&Ash - I’m the cute one! there’s tons of drug refs in here!

But he’s gay!

hahahahaha

ok let’s have fun bye
 

Here’s a crazy story from the recent NEW YORKER: THE CHAMELEON.  Dude continuously changes his identity, assuming roles of missing persons and whatnot.

speaking of other identities:

hahahahah har har

Here’s some random images from the internet that were sent to me:

this is funny, i’m sure accurate or whatevs, but who designed this thing?? the length should go on the Y axis and the girth on the X axis, seriously ya retards….think next time

simple, funny, whatevs

Now THIS!! This little snippet is comedy GOLD!!

i like it, smart idea, good execution, just falls a little flat after the first thought. saving grace? japanese.  frisky little pervs.

surprisingly not japanese (pervs) unsurprisingly american (too stupid to notice)

NYTIMES(today): Steal This Hook? Girl Talk Flouts Copywrite Law

YTMND:Let’s Get Retarded!

Hutchy -  Gas Prices! what a revolutionary, what a patriot.  

sexy screenname - not bad, maybe goes on a bit too long but finishes strong

Guy Catches Marlin With Bare Hands! I don’t care if this is real or fake, it makes me super happy

Oh, have you seen the MGMT website or their videos? it kinda bums me out it’s so much right up my alley. like…i should have made all of that, i’m just too lazy and ignorant to have done it. ughhhhhhh

MGMT website

MGMT-time to pretend video

totally mega

my brother sent me a few videos of dogs who are preeeeetty much amazing, and that’s all that really counts in the world, right?

this dog aint got no legs! no front legs, walks on its hind legs, upright! seriously now, that’s wild.

 

  and in the opposite corner, a dog with too much strength in its front legs, love this little dog.

metal lovin, foot tappin dog

 
  yo, this woman totally let’s her dog eat her out with peanut butter, i aint sayin i’z just sayin is all, that’s nast! that dog’s trained way too well

aaaaaaahahahahahaha look at the black dog’s face! uuugghhh so over it.  
 

Sorry so sorry it’s been a bit. Summertime, hectic schedules, party party party etc. breezy greasy, don’t blame the wind and so on

Oh, so a few things on the horizon: 

tonight: Steven Rojas’ birthday at Kingswood 121 W10th st.  let’s have a drink

Friday: anything? I’m staying in because

Saturday: Adidas Fanatic Soccer tournament, 12-9 Chelsea piers at 23rd Street. free booze, free food, come watch my break my hip and puke on it

Saturday evening: Matt Schoen’s Birthday party, at a yet unkown location, but best be warned

Sunday: MGMT&BlackMothSuperRainbow at McCarren Pool.  

Next week: Thurday: Vice Photo Show, N10th st., Dana’s going away party immediately after enids/matchless

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NYTIMES - In Paris, Burgers Turn Chic

Wacky Archives - Caught on the Throne!

UK METRO - Boxer dog adopts goat 

The Smoking Gun - Perps suited to a Tee

Bert and Ernie Gangsta Rap

this is pretty funny i guess. as a response to the death metal clip it works

YOOOOOO!!!! this is amazing!! what museum is this at??

The Phoenix intro.  I never saw this show but that’s one hell of an intro!!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 teaser!! oohhhh man I love this show

from FAILBLOG: snow driving FAIL! is that the steepest hill in the world and my eyes just can’t see it? so insane. other really funny fail videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog
 

FRIDAY! ahhhh the life of weekend warriors.  I just had a coffee over at Williamsburg’s Hotel Delmano (who have just opened for daytime business, coffee etc and are making up for the loss of St Helens/1980 for you coffee nerds) and now my head’s abuzz all scatterbrained and twisted.  I’ve got some funny things on deck here:

possibly the most anticipated movie of the century, DONKEYPUNCH.  yup. that’s real. The UK wins again.  

On these shores we get:

AMERICA WE STAND AS ONE! killerrrrrrrrrr

I apologize profusely for this one, but the ending is worth it. It’s just a minute of terror is all. 

NEWS: NEW ZEALAND MAN SELLS HIS SOUL TO HELL

NEWS: COCAINE-PACKED HOMEMADE SUBMARINE SEIZED IN MEXICAN WATERS honestly? jeeez remember that guitar they tried to smuggle in made of coke? what’ll they think of next?

NEWSiissh?:USA TODAY spotlights our shenanigans w THE HOLD STEADY

aaaaaand that’s totally amazing.  

dimitri-thestud

you might’ve heard this one before, i think it’s been around for a while now but it’s pretty damn funny. makes me feel right at home in a sea of neurotic completely insane douchebags that inhabit NYC.  

Go to this site: http://www.phonesexpranks.com/

here’s some examples:

 

guess that’s enough for a bit. don’t forget about the fun things goin on this weekend
 

later

I’m in Pensacola right now and was at the beach yesterday excitedly awaiting the Blue Angels airshow, knowing how stellar of a time it would be when all of a sudden the sky opened up and all hell broke loose.  SQUALL!!! you could see the sheets of rain coming down right at us.  Before any damage started we looked down at all of the umbrellas and realized that it was gon’ get ugly!  Before we knew it the flying began like in oz or something and umbrellas were shooting down the beach.  I snapped some photos and video and waited like a hawk until BLAM! an umbrella smacked a woman right over and trapped her beneath it.  I did say in the video “this is the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen” in a moment of awe and inspiration, awaiting my seat next to Leno to repeat the same words but I unfortunately had forgotten about all of those wild spear and poison arrow wars we used to have as kids in the woods.  I totally forgot about Jimmy! sorry, dude. R.I.P.

We initially were laughing about the incident, then quickly felt bad when we realized it was an older woman and she appeared to be really hurt (she wasn’t).  Theeeen our minds changed again when we saw she was being helped back to safety but she firmly wouldn’t let go of her still-in-coozy-beer.  If you pulled yourself away from the brew for just a sec you might’ve seen your destiny come flyin right at ya face, lady!