nuff said
 

Sweet Craigslist post!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/390476890.html

Totally sweet puffy down fetish flikr!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nylondown/

NAT. GEO. - “Totally Mega Mexican Cave!”  seriously, quoted like that

Hamster on a Piano eating Popcorn!!! This started my day today so perfectly. I saw it was on perez too so sorry about the doublin’ up

Pretty Ricky spoof by NY improvers Rogue Elephant

“condom” bwahahaha

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/580/lmfaodk1.gif

cant post this one up here because i am not a pornographer, but if you like really funny animated .gifs that involve pirate dancing bobbling penise 3way scenarios then yeah…so do I! 

Red Fang “Prehistoric Dog”

this video borders on perfection. gross hyperbole? i’m prone to that. Is it awesome? derrrrr

SNL-giraffes! perhaps you saw this on the teletube but I did not.  

I have no clue how I came across this. Did someone send it to me? it’s so majestic. It’s a tattoo come to life!!

This is the cover of the new Animal Collective record “Merriweather”

not even gonna post anymore now because you’ll still be lost in that image.  hippie.

Alrighty Alright, really sorry about the severe lack of posts, but at least when I’m not posting it means I’m retardedly busy! This will not be the big way-to-go return post that I’m conceiving in my mind, but it’ll be a start.  A token of affection letting you know that I’m not gone and you’re not alone.

let’s have some funny things then, yes? no?

Crazy Bruce’s Liquors!  (thanks kelly)

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt    

Danny made another funny video! good material here

WHOA! thanks for those fred

gotta go, liveblogging the debates tonight for the vice blog, check it out while it’s happening or tomorrow. 

better/more posts to come this week

i miss you,

CD (cd’z nutz)

Way to go everyone, just when you thought you couldn’t live another day, let alone a whole nother week, here you are! WE DID IIITTTTT! 

In celebration of the fact that no one (that I know) has killed themselves this week…here’s some funnyyyysssss

WOW!!! uhhhreerrrrrr ok? (Videogum)

For some reason I can’t find an original embeddable video for here, so you’ll just have to travel over to Jezebel to watch this one but it’s a funny clip from SNL farcin’ on Dov Charney.  

Check it out right here, dawgs

EXPERIENCE Wii - WARIO

not so shabby of a commercial  (thanks andy)

 
The Great Schlep

Thanks benny boy

Lastly, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE

“Get to the Choppa” 

I don’t endorse this music in the least, but I do appreciate that their entire band is devoted to the Gov.

meh, that’s all i feel like. rainy weekend ahead, indoors parties? yall wanna make some crafts or somethin? tent party? dinner dates? 

DANCE BATTLE!!!!!

This one’s Not Safe For Work!! It is Safe for Fun though…I mean…I think theyre using protection…who knows

Fittingly, I think I’ll start this one off with just that title!

I forgot who sent me this, but aint that just the damndest? cute lil critters

Sculpture by Steve Bishop - Staring at Cat Staring at Cat Staring (2007)

reminds me…i forget who sends me things to post, totally my bad. gotta do better with that.  

anyways, other fun things:

MAN EATS 23,000 BIG MACS IN 36 YEARS (CNN)

Ditte couldn’t stop raving about this new Megapuss stuff, Devendra’s little side ditty, and I tell ya what…I dig it.  Monster Jams. Here’s their myspace

I’ve got some weird passion for Tesla Coils right now.  I mean, they’ve always been tight but for some reason right now they’re TIIIIIGHT.  Must be all the lazers in my brain. Tesla Downunder is killing as far as hot tesla websites out there right now, I mean I’d say top 3 Tesla Coil fansites goin right now. Definitely on their way to the top. Out of sight.

Oh you thought I was kidding? No, I don’t kid about Tesla Coils. They’re too tight for kidding.

Creation Nation - On the Street 2006

Give this some time. Kiiiiiinda fuuuuunnnyyyyyyy, like if dane cook were actually out of the closet and relatively funny and doing street interviews right? check it at 6:05, ooohhhh boooooyyyyy heeeyyyy everyyyyybooddyyyyyy  (thanks kelly)

Youtube user: Karaokephile has a hit here! holy lord save us from that freakshow. check out his other videos

Dancin in the Dark rehearsals
 

I think babyballs sent this one over…what a poof! take that, jersey!

Another from Ditte, is this old news? pretty cute. think i’m gonna do a subtitling for it. got any funny ideas? let’s make it!

Our favorite rapper/pit bull fighter/theoretician has spoken and the masses are a listenin, lemme tell ya what! This dude’s dead on, whatever he says, I do.  If he were Master P he would make me say “unh” if he were kris kross he’d make me jump.  Read the prophets words here:

Are you following the presidential race?

Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.

His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.

Barack?! Barack. What the f**k is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.

Barack Obama?

Yeah.

What the f**k?! That ain’t no f**kin’ name, yo. That ain’t that ni**a’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f**k outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.

I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black… 

Wow, Barack! The ni**a’s name is Barack. Barack? Ni**a named Barack Obama. What the f**k, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f**kin’ name. Ima tell this ni**a when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f**kin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

And this reflection on the artist’s life:

What were you doing in between—from the last album to this one, that whole time? What have you been up to?

Life. I been up to that. It’s been crazy. Fuckin’ police keep on fuckin’ raiding my house and shit for nothing. They took all my fuckin’ guns. All they did is take is take my guns. All they fuckin’ do is fuck my house up and take my guns. That’s all they did. Straight robbed me—that’s what they did.

Check out the article at The Daily Dish w Andrew Sullivan

pretty sure this was on the soup. they should make a soup out of this kids brains.  and the kid who made this vid. me likey. from yo gabba gabba and the brain of some stoner

And lastly…Vero I’m terribly sorry but I just have to put this up, it’s too funny to be real.  Slow Mo Vero! Jerkinoff dude! hahahahaha

JellyNYC slipnslides  the highlight of the shows this summer for sure. 

that’s all, get back to work

hhhiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I started the day feelin like doofus toof over there but i’m slowly starting to take on ol cuban billy blanks here.  getting my health back hour by hour.  why’s dude got a tie on anyways?

so here’s something strange:

Ben Kingsley as Ian Mackaye….one big WTF to all of this.  Mean magazine….i dunno. couldn’t he have at least shaved off all that facial hair mishap?

and as for how a real show should go down, this one is it. Last night the Black Lips played HEAVEN in London, my friend Ditte frantically told me this morning all about it, apparently the security were holding down some police state shit and a near riot broke out, but not before the lips scorched the earth with a “this is how it’s supposed to be done” set.  

did anyone see this film? Mister Lonely by Harmony Korine.  Somehow i just missed it, must’ve been in my blind deaf mute period this year.  it looks fantastic and i’ve read some stellar reviews. not to mention the use of that bobby vinton track  let’s rent this piece!

WHOA! somehow i missed this too. oh right, i gotta get cable. This is the daily show’s John McCain profile - the reformed maverick. stunningly they even went after his war experience, welllllll done lads
 

THIS IS IN MY QUEUE!!! hoooo my god.  and if you can’t see it was enjoyed by members who also enjoyed “I accidentally domed your son” master p…i love you.

heeyyyyyy…..can anyone get me some of that other gas? starting a new metal band and….you know…need some help

buh bye

John Ritter 09/17/48-09/11/03

i’m in a lil bit of a hurry here cause there’s something terribly exciting going on, but it’s friday and you need to watch funny things so here’s a few gnar ones with very little commentary from me:

kenny v spenny - biggest fart

OMG…OMG….wow. the baby crying just makes it

GWB!!  love this guy, love what he says

MK&Ash - I’m the cute one! there’s tons of drug refs in here!

But he’s gay!

hahahahaha

ok let’s have fun bye
 

My lovely friend, Christine, has sent in some viewer mail, and I’m so….thankful! here’s what she had to say:

something cool i saw for your website