http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/06/spain.leg.cast/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

dude smuggled cocaine to spain on a plane. and got caught.

this is a family oriented website and I am not comfortable posting this type of hogglydock but the kids out there seem to enjoy it so what the hay…

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

More than a piece of meat but no more than a pizza meat.

New USB Tampon drive.  Why people so GRRROOSSSS?  cause it’s funny i guess. flow flow flow

thanks daniel

I’ve spent so long now looking at Maggie’s blog, I’ve had to pee for hours but I can’t get up and go to the bathroom partly because i’m lazy but mostly cause i’m just so comfortable and laughably loving this shit.  I’m switching between laughing and sighing at all of the joy and fun and youthfulness sometimes naivety sometimes wretched maturity all of it converging in that tiny creative person.  I feel chipper

http://supmaggielee.blogspot.com

this just came from ol ebert and i figured share the wealth right?

Sooooo

aside from losing my job, losing all of my saved links and my laptop crashing…any other reasons i haven’t been posting? oh and i got da aids. that too.

anyways, other than my loss of a stash of incredible goodies which can be made back up - the internet is as vast and deep as my vagina- all is well in the world.  

Let’s see, since I’ve been gone sorry-mom appeared.  Any ideas who the owner is? I’ve got my suspicions…

Rihanna got beat up by gaywad Brown.  Cmon, that dude’s not gay? Kweeeiiiir.  gay smile too.  and he beat up rihanna? that’s some girl hating shit right there. dude’s got some problems real deep down he needs to sort out.  I think they’re in his butt, or will be. 

Octuplet mom creeped everyone out.  did you see photos of her preggers? omg

there’s nothing to say about that. 

A chimp attacked its owner, mauled the owner’s friend, cops arrived and chimp cornered cop in his car until cop shot and killed it.  Apparently owner’s friend lost both hands and her face.  This is what the post had to say about it:

unfuckingbelievable!  Here’s the gawker post relating

FuckYeahRyanGosling graced us.  I wish I hated that dude but dammit I just cant! The Notebook wont let me. Then Half Nelson happened. Then Lars. Fuck it, he’s alright by me. 

Groupthink on the internet might be one of the greatest phenomenons of our time. lol cats, all yr base, etc etc etc…amazing. Say something else that’s kinda smart and off topic so i dont keep coming across as gay for ryan gosling AH  SHIT! he made a cool video too with kids dressed as ghouls ghosts and halloweeny dammit dammit dammit

whew ok i’m done.  

speaking of more of those everybody get on board and make fun things and send them into the site phenomenons…what are they called? here’s a fun new one. RAD! http://radduderadkidradlady.blogspot.com/

alright. i’ll be back soon though

This just in from Daniel, it’s my heaven, my hell and everything in between. It’s beeaaauuuutifuuuuullll

someone kill me so i can go there

BOOYAAAAAAHHHHHHH

what up suckaaaas!??

Here’s a shit ton of funny/weird or funnily weird things to see!

TRIPLETS! aaaaah

AAACDCVKCCKgdfgdfg i’m choking and puking from cuteness

 

  kid with the worst stage fright ever! it’s so pathetic it’s adooorable and vice versa

You say I’m uuuuuugllyyyyyy

This almost makes me want a kid but then I remember she’ll probs end up all methy and toothless by 16, that’s what Kanye does to kids! Dont believe me? Listen to that new stinker of an album…

IN YOUR FACE!!! How sick is that? and the giant Sphinx?? Bring it ON!

OLD GREG! i hope everyone’s familiar with this gem, but if not….enjoy enjoy enjoy