This is what I hate about Coachella and all music festivals and all youth especially youth in America and abroad. Put your clothes on, stop being an idiot, stop doing drugs, stop yelling at cops who are just doing their job (something you, one day, will have to have…even if you went to “art” “school”), stop watching paul mccartney (whom you’ve never cared about before), stop dancing, stop going out, stop having fun. Buckle down, buckle up, go for a little test drive called responsibility.
Ditte couldn’t stop raving about this new Megapuss stuff, Devendra’s little side ditty, and I tell ya what…I dig it. Monster Jams. Here’s their myspace
I’ve got some weird passion for Tesla Coils right now. I mean, they’ve always been tight but for some reason right now they’re TIIIIIGHT. Must be all the lazers in my brain. Tesla Downunder is killing as far as hot tesla websites out there right now, I mean I’d say top 3 Tesla Coil fansites goin right now. Definitely on their way to the top. Out of sight.
Oh you thought I was kidding? No, I don’t kid about Tesla Coils. They’re too tight for kidding.
Creation Nation - On the Street 2006
Give this some time. Kiiiiiinda fuuuuunnnyyyyyyy, like if dane cook were actually out of the closet and relatively funny and doing street interviews right? check it at 6:05, ooohhhh boooooyyyyy heeeyyyy everyyyyybooddyyyyyy (thanks kelly)
Youtube user: Karaokephile has a hit here! holy lord save us from that freakshow. check out his other videos
I think babyballs sent this one over…what a poof! take that, jersey!
Another from Ditte, is this old news? pretty cute. think i’m gonna do a subtitling for it. got any funny ideas? let’s make it!
Our favorite rapper/pit bull fighter/theoretician has spoken and the masses are a listenin, lemme tell ya what! This dude’s dead on, whatever he says, I do. If he were Master P he would make me say “unh” if he were kris kross he’d make me jump. Read the prophets words here:
Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!
Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?! Barack. What the f**k is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
Yeah.
What the f**k?! That ain’t no f**kin’ name, yo. That ain’t that ni**a’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f**k outta here.
You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.
I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The ni**a’s name is Barack. Barack? Ni**a named Barack Obama. What the f**k, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f**kin’ name. Ima tell this ni**a when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f**kin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.
And this reflection on the artist’s life:
What were you doing in between—from the last album to this one, that whole time? What have you been up to?
Life. I been up to that. It’s been crazy. Fuckin’ police keep on fuckin’ raiding my house and shit for nothing. They took all my fuckin’ guns. All they did is take is take my guns. All they fuckin’ do is fuck my house up and take my guns. That’s all they did. Straight robbed me—that’s what they did.
pretty sure this was on the soup. they should make a soup out of this kids brains. and the kid who made this vid. me likey. from yo gabba gabba and the brain of some stoner
And lastly…Vero I’m terribly sorry but I just have to put this up, it’s too funny to be real. Slow Mo Vero! Jerkinoff dude! hahahahaha
Here’s a crazy story from the recent NEW YORKER: THE CHAMELEON. Dude continuously changes his identity, assuming roles of missing persons and whatnot.
speaking of other identities:
hahahahah har har
Here’s some random images from the internet that were sent to me:
this is funny, i’m sure accurate or whatevs, but who designed this thing?? the length should go on the Y axis and the girth on the X axis, seriously ya retards….think next time
simple, funny, whatevs
Now THIS!! This little snippet is comedy GOLD!!
i like it, smart idea, good execution, just falls a little flat after the first thought. saving grace? japanese. frisky little pervs.
surprisingly not japanese (pervs) unsurprisingly american (too stupid to notice)
Hutchy - Gas Prices! what a revolutionary, what a patriot.
sexy screenname - not bad, maybe goes on a bit too long but finishes strong
Guy Catches Marlin With Bare Hands! I don’t care if this is real or fake, it makes me super happy
Oh, have you seen the MGMT website or their videos? it kinda bums me out it’s so much right up my alley. like…i should have made all of that, i’m just too lazy and ignorant to have done it. ughhhhhhh
i’m sure that’ll turn into a FAIL image soon. send it to me if you see it.
god bless this kid, seriously. how adorable!
Remember that side project Old Man Gloom? and remember their side project ZOZOBRA? new album comin out, totally completely gnarly. here’s a sampler flash website thing:
Some tribute concert to George Harrison, Tom Petty sings, Prince ABSOLUTELY SHREDS. Therefore, PRINCE=METAL. simple equation really.
ok ok ok ok ok have fun tonight, you should probably stay in though, you know, take care of yourself, save some energy, eat a banana, maybe something simple, like fish. like fish? sure
this is pretty funny i guess. as a response to the death metal clip it works
YOOOOOO!!!! this is amazing!! what museum is this at??
The Phoenix intro. I never saw this show but that’s one hell of an intro!!
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 teaser!! oohhhh man I love this show
from FAILBLOG: snow driving FAIL! is that the steepest hill in the world and my eyes just can’t see it? so insane. other really funny fail videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog
FRIDAY! ahhhh the life of weekend warriors. I just had a coffee over at Williamsburg’s Hotel Delmano (who have just opened for daytime business, coffee etc and are making up for the loss of St Helens/1980 for you coffee nerds) and now my head’s abuzz all scatterbrained and twisted. I’ve got some funny things on deck here:
possibly the most anticipated movie of the century, DONKEYPUNCH. yup. that’s real. The UK wins again.
On these shores we get:
AMERICA WE STAND AS ONE! killerrrrrrrrrr
I apologize profusely for this one, but the ending is worth it. It’s just a minute of terror is all.
you might’ve heard this one before, i think it’s been around for a while now but it’s pretty damn funny. makes me feel right at home in a sea of neurotic completely insane douchebags that inhabit NYC.
it’s been a lil bit and I apologize. I was in Florida last week, hangin in a wild beach neighborhood, then over to my parents place and in Alabama a bit to see my cute grandma. While I was there I was super stoked to see the Blue Angels show and with the previous post, you’ve seen what came of that. The umbrella video is traversing the internet now, getting tons of hits and generally having a pretty good time in it’s posh new famous life. as of right now it’s got about 14,000 on youtube and some douche ripped it from there and reposted on break.com where it’s gotten 240,000 or so. It was on college humor and my favorite: Countdown with Keith Olbermann, “oddball”:
i cant seem to get it to embed here for some reason, will work on it.
Florida was great, here are a couple fun photos:
and that’s what you do! watch hurricanes and play with guns. and bbq (not shown)
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VBS vs The Hold Steady aired today, maybe it’s not what I expected but it’s still fun to watch:
The new Hold Steady record is killer, it opens w a Dillinger 4 reference and continues in a wordy rock n roll spiral to greatness. Some really smart, stellar writing involved.
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NOW….let’s throw out some fun stuff now! what do we have…
this story resonates on a deep, personal level with me. Back in college my roomate, Ted and my neighbor Skot and I would occasionally go eat at the Olive Garden (da OG if you will) and continuously took advantage of the endless breadstick and salad deal that permeates the OG’s reputation (aside from, now, their shamefully unattractive, nearly nude girls online). While we enjoyed our Italian combo meals greatly we always noticed that we were only seated one one side of the split restaurant, after a few visits and some glances down the hall to the other side we assumed that they were ashamed of our appearance and sat us in the section with the other cretins who were drooling on the floor and letting their kids defecate in the seats. Collectively we decided it was time for a change, time to step up to the plate, to show THE MAN what we were made of. And so we donned our finest suits shirts and ties (pants and shoes too!) and stormed the OG gates. As the hostess began to seat us in the same damn section we’d been sitting in I stopped her and exclaimed “AHEM….excuse me but…I think we deserve to sit on the…OTHER….side today, thanks.” She gave me the most blank, albeit slightly confused look I’ve seen and said “ohhhhhkaaaaaay” and led us down the path to golden greatness. As we entered the gates of heaven and chicken parmigiana we sat down next to a man with his teeth on the table, a group clad in camouflage, babies flinging poo, and I might’ve even seen a hen running around. The moral of the story? Money might not be able to buy you happiness, but it might just get you a seat at a better Italian restaurant. the end.
I gotta go get a drink now w raincloud and the tattler. yall have some fun
