The Definitive History of Nothing Coooool

23 Apr 2009

Naked Wizard gets tased at coachella

This is what I hate about Coachella and all music festivals and all youth especially youth in America and abroad.  Put your clothes on, stop being an idiot, stop doing drugs, stop yelling at cops who are just doing their job (something you, one day, will have to have…even if you went to “art” “school”), stop watching paul mccartney (whom you’ve never cared about before), stop dancing, stop going out, stop having fun.  Buckle down, buckle up, go for a little test drive called responsibility.


Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

This message brought to you by my old salty crabby balls.

One response so far

20 Feb 2009

Rihanna

Not to be all gossip raggy n all but I’ve been waiting for these to surface.  It’s pretty horrifying. Nothin cute or funny to say, total bummersville

One response so far

15 Jan 2009

RIP ODM

http://eater.com/archives/2009/01/the_shutter_old_devil_moon_says_goodnight.php

 

say goodbye to one of the best restaurants in NYC. i’m crying gravy onto biscuits of sadness

No responses yet

13 Aug 2008

Thanks…..for the letters

My lovely friend, Christine, has sent in some viewer mail, and I’m so….thankful! here’s what she had to say:

something cool i saw for your website

 

mcSwiz,
Here’s a little something called  a USED UP POCKET PUSSY that I saw laying outside of THE GROVE shopping mall in Hollywood.  Just chilling in the road around 2pm. Check out those trimmed pubes.
xoxoxo
thanks criddles

 

No responses yet

13 Jun 2008

This Weekend

Ol Man Lavoie keeps suggesting that this just be a travel log of shit going on, everything that I do all the time.  I don’t so much think that’s the best idea, nor is he CDCD (cooldawgcreativedirector) BUT for you, Dana, I’ll tell you what’s the haps, mostly because you’re out of town now and maybe this will bum you out. 

Tonight: 

nita nita directly after work for drinks in the yard.  perhaps some drinks in the peach pit backyard.  BBQ at bryce’s house.  possibly party at feinberg’s friends house. some friends of matt’s in town, might meet up.  UK rachel is in town and staying at ours so probably go out and have a NY night. play is by ear, right dana? otherwise try to save money

Sat: kiddie pool action in peach pit yard, bbq at moose’s at 6.  dear tonight’s last show at lulus at night, figure something good afterwards

Sun: 6 flags in jersey for jesse’s birthday! killer times.  

 

i think that about sums it up, but dana if you need just text me and i’ll let you know, k thx bud

No responses yet