http://christalmartyr.blogspot.com

This site’s the holy grail for metal and HxC albums.  Super out of print split 7″s from the late nineties that you didn’t even know existed.  BOOM!

New USB Tampon drive.  Why people so GRRROOSSSS?  cause it’s funny i guess. flow flow flow

thanks daniel

Sooooo

aside from losing my job, losing all of my saved links and my laptop crashing…any other reasons i haven’t been posting? oh and i got da aids. that too.

anyways, other than my loss of a stash of incredible goodies which can be made back up - the internet is as vast and deep as my vagina- all is well in the world.  

Let’s see, since I’ve been gone sorry-mom appeared.  Any ideas who the owner is? I’ve got my suspicions…

Rihanna got beat up by gaywad Brown.  Cmon, that dude’s not gay? Kweeeiiiir.  gay smile too.  and he beat up rihanna? that’s some girl hating shit right there. dude’s got some problems real deep down he needs to sort out.  I think they’re in his butt, or will be. 

Octuplet mom creeped everyone out.  did you see photos of her preggers? omg

there’s nothing to say about that. 

A chimp attacked its owner, mauled the owner’s friend, cops arrived and chimp cornered cop in his car until cop shot and killed it.  Apparently owner’s friend lost both hands and her face.  This is what the post had to say about it:

unfuckingbelievable!  Here’s the gawker post relating

FuckYeahRyanGosling graced us.  I wish I hated that dude but dammit I just cant! The Notebook wont let me. Then Half Nelson happened. Then Lars. Fuck it, he’s alright by me. 

Groupthink on the internet might be one of the greatest phenomenons of our time. lol cats, all yr base, etc etc etc…amazing. Say something else that’s kinda smart and off topic so i dont keep coming across as gay for ryan gosling AH  SHIT! he made a cool video too with kids dressed as ghouls ghosts and halloweeny dammit dammit dammit

whew ok i’m done.  

speaking of more of those everybody get on board and make fun things and send them into the site phenomenons…what are they called? here’s a fun new one. RAD! http://radduderadkidradlady.blogspot.com/

alright. i’ll be back soon though

BOOYAAAAAAHHHHHHH

what up suckaaaas!??

Here’s a shit ton of funny/weird or funnily weird things to see!

TRIPLETS! aaaaah

AAACDCVKCCKgdfgdfg i’m choking and puking from cuteness

 

  kid with the worst stage fright ever! it’s so pathetic it’s adooorable and vice versa

You say I’m uuuuuugllyyyyyy

This almost makes me want a kid but then I remember she’ll probs end up all methy and toothless by 16, that’s what Kanye does to kids! Dont believe me? Listen to that new stinker of an album…

IN YOUR FACE!!! How sick is that? and the giant Sphinx?? Bring it ON!

OLD GREG! i hope everyone’s familiar with this gem, but if not….enjoy enjoy enjoy

First off, Jimmy Eat World are playing all of CLARITY on jan 23 at terminal 5, tickets go on sale on Nov. 15th.  Truthfully, I’m entirely happy for this.  I’ve found myself listening more and more to shit from around then, including this album and it keeps on bringin back floods of memories and I gotta say, what a damn fine album-totally still holds up.  

Scare FAIL -  i realize this is old but can you get enough of it? It’s impossible! That punch is so glorious. I would love to have that instant reflex of  KILL!!! I’d either cower or just start laughing, but to clock the first thing near me in the face having no clue what it is??? Come on! That rules.

this has nothing to do with anything except it’s on my computer and i have some wild sexual attraction to me that is beyond my mind or my loins. fred sent it, that’s all i/you need to know

holy ghost v. pendulum and mc gq

love this? hate this? hmmmmm

THIS I love!

http://d.imagehost.org/view/0017/2916b1b412ea44fc43c635ed5b492259.jpg

oh oh oh oh oh ohoooooohhhh! i’m not even gonna post an image here to give it away, but this is gnar gnar’d. forewarning, it involves bees so if you dont like looking at bees or thinking about lots of bees then just a heads up. made my skin crawl! i’m a bee pussy though

Sweet Craigslist post!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/390476890.html

Totally sweet puffy down fetish flikr!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nylondown/

NAT. GEO. - “Totally Mega Mexican Cave!”  seriously, quoted like that

Hamster on a Piano eating Popcorn!!! This started my day today so perfectly. I saw it was on perez too so sorry about the doublin’ up

Pretty Ricky spoof by NY improvers Rogue Elephant

“condom” bwahahaha

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/580/lmfaodk1.gif

cant post this one up here because i am not a pornographer, but if you like really funny animated .gifs that involve pirate dancing bobbling penise 3way scenarios then yeah…so do I! 

Red Fang “Prehistoric Dog”

this video borders on perfection. gross hyperbole? i’m prone to that. Is it awesome? derrrrr

SNL-giraffes! perhaps you saw this on the teletube but I did not.  

I have no clue how I came across this. Did someone send it to me? it’s so majestic. It’s a tattoo come to life!!

This is the cover of the new Animal Collective record “Merriweather”

not even gonna post anymore now because you’ll still be lost in that image.  hippie.

Alrighty Alright, really sorry about the severe lack of posts, but at least when I’m not posting it means I’m retardedly busy! This will not be the big way-to-go return post that I’m conceiving in my mind, but it’ll be a start.  A token of affection letting you know that I’m not gone and you’re not alone.

let’s have some funny things then, yes? no?

Crazy Bruce’s Liquors!  (thanks kelly)

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt    

Danny made another funny video! good material here

WHOA! thanks for those fred

gotta go, liveblogging the debates tonight for the vice blog, check it out while it’s happening or tomorrow. 

better/more posts to come this week

i miss you,

CD (cd’z nutz)

Way to go everyone, just when you thought you couldn’t live another day, let alone a whole nother week, here you are! WE DID IIITTTTT! 

In celebration of the fact that no one (that I know) has killed themselves this week…here’s some funnyyyysssss

WOW!!! uhhhreerrrrrr ok? (Videogum)

For some reason I can’t find an original embeddable video for here, so you’ll just have to travel over to Jezebel to watch this one but it’s a funny clip from SNL farcin’ on Dov Charney.  

Check it out right here, dawgs

EXPERIENCE Wii - WARIO

not so shabby of a commercial  (thanks andy)

 
The Great Schlep

Thanks benny boy

Lastly, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE

“Get to the Choppa” 

I don’t endorse this music in the least, but I do appreciate that their entire band is devoted to the Gov.

meh, that’s all i feel like. rainy weekend ahead, indoors parties? yall wanna make some crafts or somethin? tent party? dinner dates? 

Fittingly, I think I’ll start this one off with just that title!

I forgot who sent me this, but aint that just the damndest? cute lil critters

Sculpture by Steve Bishop - Staring at Cat Staring at Cat Staring (2007)

reminds me…i forget who sends me things to post, totally my bad. gotta do better with that.  

anyways, other fun things:

MAN EATS 23,000 BIG MACS IN 36 YEARS (CNN)

Ditte couldn’t stop raving about this new Megapuss stuff, Devendra’s little side ditty, and I tell ya what…I dig it.  Monster Jams. Here’s their myspace

I’ve got some weird passion for Tesla Coils right now.  I mean, they’ve always been tight but for some reason right now they’re TIIIIIGHT.  Must be all the lazers in my brain. Tesla Downunder is killing as far as hot tesla websites out there right now, I mean I’d say top 3 Tesla Coil fansites goin right now. Definitely on their way to the top. Out of sight.

Oh you thought I was kidding? No, I don’t kid about Tesla Coils. They’re too tight for kidding.

Creation Nation - On the Street 2006

Give this some time. Kiiiiiinda fuuuuunnnyyyyyyy, like if dane cook were actually out of the closet and relatively funny and doing street interviews right? check it at 6:05, ooohhhh boooooyyyyy heeeyyyy everyyyyybooddyyyyyy  (thanks kelly)

Youtube user: Karaokephile has a hit here! holy lord save us from that freakshow. check out his other videos

Dancin in the Dark rehearsals
 

I think babyballs sent this one over…what a poof! take that, jersey!

Another from Ditte, is this old news? pretty cute. think i’m gonna do a subtitling for it. got any funny ideas? let’s make it!

Our favorite rapper/pit bull fighter/theoretician has spoken and the masses are a listenin, lemme tell ya what! This dude’s dead on, whatever he says, I do.  If he were Master P he would make me say “unh” if he were kris kross he’d make me jump.  Read the prophets words here:

Are you following the presidential race?

Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.

His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.

Barack?! Barack. What the f**k is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.

Barack Obama?

Yeah.

What the f**k?! That ain’t no f**kin’ name, yo. That ain’t that ni**a’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f**k outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.

I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black… 

Wow, Barack! The ni**a’s name is Barack. Barack? Ni**a named Barack Obama. What the f**k, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f**kin’ name. Ima tell this ni**a when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f**kin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

And this reflection on the artist’s life:

What were you doing in between—from the last album to this one, that whole time? What have you been up to?

Life. I been up to that. It’s been crazy. Fuckin’ police keep on fuckin’ raiding my house and shit for nothing. They took all my fuckin’ guns. All they did is take is take my guns. All they fuckin’ do is fuck my house up and take my guns. That’s all they did. Straight robbed me—that’s what they did.

Check out the article at The Daily Dish w Andrew Sullivan

pretty sure this was on the soup. they should make a soup out of this kids brains.  and the kid who made this vid. me likey. from yo gabba gabba and the brain of some stoner

And lastly…Vero I’m terribly sorry but I just have to put this up, it’s too funny to be real.  Slow Mo Vero! Jerkinoff dude! hahahahaha

JellyNYC slipnslides  the highlight of the shows this summer for sure. 

that’s all, get back to work

i’m in a lil bit of a hurry here cause there’s something terribly exciting going on, but it’s friday and you need to watch funny things so here’s a few gnar ones with very little commentary from me:

kenny v spenny - biggest fart

OMG…OMG….wow. the baby crying just makes it

GWB!!  love this guy, love what he says

MK&Ash - I’m the cute one! there’s tons of drug refs in here!

But he’s gay!

hahahahaha

ok let’s have fun bye