unbelievable. incredible day.

This just in from Daniel, it’s my heaven, my hell and everything in between. It’s beeaaauuuutifuuuuullll

someone kill me so i can go there

errrrr i totally spaced on this from forevs ago. was gonna write a recap but then it was all, meh i dont really care enough. the photos speak for themselves. figure out who the artists are. if you like something and want to know who it is holler at me, otherwise i’m not gonna list the names

BOOYAAAAAAHHHHHHH

what up suckaaaas!??

Here’s a shit ton of funny/weird or funnily weird things to see!

TRIPLETS! aaaaah

AAACDCVKCCKgdfgdfg i’m choking and puking from cuteness

 

  kid with the worst stage fright ever! it’s so pathetic it’s adooorable and vice versa

You say I’m uuuuuugllyyyyyy

This almost makes me want a kid but then I remember she’ll probs end up all methy and toothless by 16, that’s what Kanye does to kids! Dont believe me? Listen to that new stinker of an album…

IN YOUR FACE!!! How sick is that? and the giant Sphinx?? Bring it ON!

OLD GREG! i hope everyone’s familiar with this gem, but if not….enjoy enjoy enjoy

Info from Heart​worm:​

We are invit​ing you to join us this Frida​y,​ Decem​ber 5 for theop​ening​ of Mark McCoy​’​s WOUND​ colla​ge art exhib​it.​ WOUND​ was relea​sed
earli​er this year as a colle​ction​ of work and the origi​nal piece​s will
be shown​ at Juani​ta and Juan’​s in Phila​delph​ia from Decem​ber 5th until​
Decem​ber 31st.​

Mark McCoy​ is an artis​t and music​ian livin​g in New York.​ His artwo​rk
has been featu​red in ANP Quart​erly,​ Punk is Dead,​ Indes​truct​ible
Wolve​s of the Apoca​lypse​ Junky​ard,​ and vario​us recor​d cover​s
inclu​ding some of his own for Charl​es Brons​on,​ Das Oath,​ and
Failu​res.​

This event​ will go from 7PM until​ 10PM and featu​res music​al
accom​panim​ent and speci​al perfo​rmanc​e by New York’​s Beaut​.​

Origi​nal artwo​rk from WOUND​ and limit​ed print​s and shirt​s for this
event​ will be avail​able only at Juani​ta and Juan’​s.​

Juani​ta and Juan’​s is locat​ed at 125 N. 11th St in Phila​delph​ia on
the corne​r of 11th and Cherr​y Stree​ts,​ a block​ from the China​town bus
stop.​ 267.​519.​3447.​

www. thehe​artwo​rm.​ com
www. myspa​ce.​ com/​juani​taand​juans​
www. ihate​youth​attac​k.​ com
www. ihate​markm​ccoy.​ com
www. myspa​ce.​ com/​sound​ofbea​ut

From the NYGLOB:

O.H.W.O.W. proudly presents IT AIN’T FAIR

Opening December 2, 2008 - 8pm-midnight featuring Deitch Projects, Peres Projects, Nueva Galeria De La Barra, A.S.S. Gallery, A.M.P., Picturebox and TV Books with curators Tim Barber, Kathy Grayson, Andreas Melas, Dan Nadel, Pablo de la Barra, Nicola Vassell and Terence Koh.

Aaron Bondaroff, New York City’s “Downtown Don”, brings his expansive community of artists, musicians, and weirdos to IT AIN’T FAIR. The second exhibition in Bondaroff and Al Moran’s groundbreaking O.H.W.O.W. space in the “West of Wynwood” district, this watershed project gets celebrated curators Tim Barber, Kathy Grayson, Andreas Melas, Dan Nadel, Pablo de la Barra, Nicola Vassell and Terence Koh to activate their various teams of artists in a huge multimedia exhibition featuring painting, sculpture, video and performance from artists all over the world with a focus on downtown Manhattan.

Over thirty artists will contribute to this exhibition, including a curated outdoor film series and a nightclub in the adjoining space that will include performances by The Gossip, TV Baby, and JD Samson, just to name a few. A hub of art activity, O.H.W.O.W. will be the first and last place you go each night of this year’s Art Basel Miami. Some of the featured artists at IT AIN’T FAIR include Tauba Auerbach, Stefan Bondell, Julia Burlingham, Scott Campbell, Kenneth Cappello, Comeau, Dearraindrop, Mark Delong, Chris Dorland, Jim Drain, Phil Frost, Patrick Griffin, Evan Gruzis, Brandon Herman, Gordon Hull, Todd James, Ben Jones, Kim Krans, Lachance, Adriana Lara, Jason Matthew Lee, Allan Macintyre, Eddie Martinez, Slava Mogutin, Noble, Jason Nocito, Rallou Panagiotou, Ara Peterson, Kembra Pfahler, Brad Phillips, Esther Planas, Michael Schmelling, Aurel Schmidt, Robin Schwartz, Ben Schumacher, Shinique Smith, Agathe Snow, Dash Snow, Francine Spiegel, Kon Trubkovich, Solange Umutoni, Jaimie Warren plus many more.

ABOUT O.H.W.O.W.: Aaron Bondaroff and Al Moran’s Our House West of Wynwood (O.H.W.O.W.) is Miami’s most exciting high profile art space. Designed by Rafael de Cardenas of Architecture at Large, the venue features prominent international and U.S. based experimental art as well as innovative contemporary art forms through an alternative cross-disciplinary perspective.

Images clockwise from top left:
Aurel Schmidt, Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle, 2008, pencil, colored pencil, acrylic on paper, 76″ x 47″ / Kembra Pfahler, Still from IFC Video, 2008Evan Gruzis, Mannequin Series No. 5, 2008, ink on paper, 62″ x 43″ / Ara Peterson, detail of Untitled, 2008. Acrylic on wood, 92 x 148″Xu Han Wei, HISTORY, 2008, Mixed media sculpture, 75″ x 24″ x 18″ / Jaimie Warren, Self Portrait (nude suit), 2006, c-print, 30″ x 40″Scott Campbell, Untitled (3D glasses), 2008, c-print, 30″ x 40″

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2008
OPENING NIGHTLIVE MUSICAL PERFORMANCES
Featuring A.R.E. Weapons followed by DJ JD SAMSON (Men/Le Tigre)
8pm - Midnight
Cocktails provided by Campari and Grolsch

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2008
IT AIN’T FAIR BOOK FAIR OPENING
Featuring the release of O.H.W.O.W. and Deitch Projects collaborative book Aurel Schmidt MANEATER plus new releases by Tiny Vices, TV Books and Picturebox
6pm - 10pm
Drinks provided by Grolsch

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4, 2008
LIVE MUSICAL PERFORMANCES
Deitch Projects presents THE GOSSIP AFTER DARK
A performance of karaoke, video and other weird things plus Special Guest DJ’s
9pm - 2am
Cocktails provided by Campari and Grolsch

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2008
WAREHOUSE MOVIE SCREENINGS
Featuring the Miami premiere of Ben Solomon, Dan Levin and Jenner Furst’s CAPTURED
8pm
Drinks provided by Grolsch

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2008
WAREHOUSE MOVIE SCREENINGS AND SPECIAL GUEST DJ’S
Featuring the Miami premiere of Coan Nichols & Rick Charnoski’s DEATH BOWL TO DOWNTOWN
8pm
Drinks provided by Grolsch

–

O.H.W.O.W. / Our House West of Wynwood
3100 NW 7 Avenue
Miami, Florida 33127

www.oh-wow.com

nuff said
 

So for all you Froo Froo veggie/vegans there’s a new froo froo veggie/vegan restaurant in town so you can stop eating fake buffalo chicken from foodswings and actually go eat something relatively decent.  

DirtCandy is the newest in gourmet veg offerings in nyc.  I haven’t had it, and who knows if I ever will but if anyone goes to it let me know how it is.  It looks like this:

Ricotta Fritters! sweeeeeet

http://www.dirtcandynyc.com/

Sweet Craigslist post!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/390476890.html

Totally sweet puffy down fetish flikr!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nylondown/

NAT. GEO. - “Totally Mega Mexican Cave!”  seriously, quoted like that

Hamster on a Piano eating Popcorn!!! This started my day today so perfectly. I saw it was on perez too so sorry about the doublin’ up

Pretty Ricky spoof by NY improvers Rogue Elephant

“condom” bwahahaha

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/580/lmfaodk1.gif

cant post this one up here because i am not a pornographer, but if you like really funny animated .gifs that involve pirate dancing bobbling penise 3way scenarios then yeah…so do I! 

Red Fang “Prehistoric Dog”

this video borders on perfection. gross hyperbole? i’m prone to that. Is it awesome? derrrrr

SNL-giraffes! perhaps you saw this on the teletube but I did not.  

I have no clue how I came across this. Did someone send it to me? it’s so majestic. It’s a tattoo come to life!!

This is the cover of the new Animal Collective record “Merriweather”

not even gonna post anymore now because you’ll still be lost in that image.  hippie.

Alrighty Alright, really sorry about the severe lack of posts, but at least when I’m not posting it means I’m retardedly busy! This will not be the big way-to-go return post that I’m conceiving in my mind, but it’ll be a start.  A token of affection letting you know that I’m not gone and you’re not alone.

let’s have some funny things then, yes? no?

Crazy Bruce’s Liquors!  (thanks kelly)

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt    

Danny made another funny video! good material here

WHOA! thanks for those fred

gotta go, liveblogging the debates tonight for the vice blog, check it out while it’s happening or tomorrow. 

better/more posts to come this week

i miss you,

CD (cd’z nutz)