18 Jul 2008
Pbbbbbttthhhhh farts
FRIDAY! ahhhh the life of weekend warriors. I just had a coffee over at Williamsburg’s Hotel Delmano (who have just opened for daytime business, coffee etc and are making up for the loss of St Helens/1980 for you coffee nerds) and now my head’s abuzz all scatterbrained and twisted. I’ve got some funny things on deck here:
possibly the most anticipated movie of the century, DONKEYPUNCH. yup. that’s real. The UK wins again.
On these shores we get:
AMERICA WE STAND AS ONE! killerrrrrrrrrr
I apologize profusely for this one, but the ending is worth it. It’s just a minute of terror is all.
NEWS: NEW ZEALAND MAN SELLS HIS SOUL TO HELL
NEWS: COCAINE-PACKED HOMEMADE SUBMARINE SEIZED IN MEXICAN WATERS honestly? jeeez remember that guitar they tried to smuggle in made of coke? what’ll they think of next?
NEWSiissh?:USA TODAY spotlights our shenanigans w THE HOLD STEADY
aaaaaand that’s totally amazing.
you might’ve heard this one before, i think it’s been around for a while now but it’s pretty damn funny. makes me feel right at home in a sea of neurotic completely insane douchebags that inhabit NYC.
Go to this site: http://www.phonesexpranks.com/
here’s some examples:
guess that’s enough for a bit. don’t forget about the fun things goin on this weekend
later
Tags: donkeypunch, Events, funny, phone sex pranks, random
